Same tune
Rumour has it that a recently apprehended alleged assassin is going to appear on telly soon and sing like a canary. They say his tune is going to be more or less the same as that of SM on death row, with linkages to the doc’s murder in London in 2010. This gent is rumoured to be the actual assassin. Sources also say that the two previously apprehended suspects in the same case, and thus far in the boys’ custody, will also be sent to Blighty before long. It’s all-out war with the Quaid-e-Qiwam.
Things to come?
We hear Our Bhabi’s pet Chihuahua has been attacked by The Great Khan’s large canines. Readers will know that Chihuahuas are tiny dogs, no bigger than the smallest kitten. This little one didn’t stand a chance with The Khan’s Gaddi dogs from the tribal areas. So, what’s fair has been done. Apparently, The Khan’s Gaddis, who had the rule of the roost before the appearance of Our Bhabi and her Chihuahua and were kept indoors, have been banished to the outdoors, there to stay until they learn how to respect the little one’s rights. Is this a portent of things to come?
Redemption of goodwill
The latest buzz from General Bobby’s vicinity is that he’s serious about accountability within the ranks and has given the nod to investigations into Canny’s affairs and those of his family. In fact, we hear Canny was all set to depart for a far eastern country and was stopped from proceeding. The veterans’ body of Bob’s institution have also made the demand that there should be accountability within the ranks, so that the boys can redeem their goodwill. The veterans have also declared that Pakistan has no business fighting other peoples’ wars.