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Such Gup

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August 22, 2014 - Updated on September 21, 2021
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Up the garden path

A Noon insider, one of the negotiators with the IK-TuQ duo, talking off the record to some journos told a strange tale: “These guys were in touch with Mr P, the architect of the Get Nawaz Operation. They’d been told that before they left Lahore for Islamabad on their long marches, the deed would be done. That’s why they kept wandering around Lahore for hours. Finally, when they couldn’t muster the million men march, they were told to proceed to Gujranwala to await orders. That’s why, when IK arrived in Gujranwala and was greeted by a nervous but hospitable stalwart and invited to a lavish breakfast, he shouted, ‘mujhe naashta naheen, banday chahiyein. Kahan hain b – – n c – – d banday?’ To this his stalwart muttered something apologetic. Once again, he awaited orders in Gujranwala and was then told to proceed to Islamabad where the expectation was that the million man march would arrive from IK’s own province. When that didn’t happen, he sped off disgusted to his home and didn’t show up until the next evening’. The Noon stalwart was of the opinion that the IK-TuQ duo has been led up the garden path by Mr P.

Another dumping

The other unceremonious dumping that took place on the Great Long March from Lahore to Isloo has to do with the Sheikh of Lal Haveli. It had been decided that the Sheikh would stay close to The Khan, for ‘consultations’ and such like. When the PML N’s goons began the pathrao of The Great Khan’s cavalcade in Gujranwala, the Sheikh was on the roof of the container with Khan Sahab. When the attack began, he scurried downstairs and to the loo. Meanwhile, The Great Khan was told that he now needed to proceed to Isloo post-haste. The Khan got into a stalwart’s waiting four wheeler and zoomed off, dumping Sheikh Sahab while he was on the loo.

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Comments 8

  1. Iftikhar says:
    8 years ago

    Haha, a paper being run by uncle “35 puncture” telling supposed inside story the source of which is the disgraced Noora league. What a laugh!

    • Wasim says:
      8 years ago

      Imran Khan is in ISB for last one week, protesting against rigged elections, shouldn’t he air the audio tape of 35 punctures? His lies has no end, there is no 35 puncture tape, other wise he should have aired till now in front of “Million” march

  2. amjad hussain says:
    8 years ago

    Ha Ha!…35 Punctures and counting (courtesy Snowden)…..all this rhetoric, shows it really is hurting!

  3. anis khan says:
    8 years ago

    ‘Chirya Gup’…in Puncture Times!!!!

  4. SUB says:
    8 years ago

    With all the disagreements & prejudice, I wonder why please not only manage to read but also make a comment on these articles 🙂

  5. Alvi Surfi Col says:
    8 years ago

    keep on guessing and speculating. Inshaa Allah Nawaz will be shown the door along with fazloo diesel and others.

  6. HINA AHSAN says:
    8 years ago

    This paper has lost its class in its futile efforts to support NS and his league. We the readers would have loved to see the inside stories of the 70 dishes lunch and the frequent meetings between the two brothers and chief of army staff but no…the only news worthy of mention is that Sheikh Rasheed was in the loo when IK left due to security reasons…What a brilliant scoop of chirya!!!

    seriously!!

  7. Javaid Bashir says:
    8 years ago

    I think it is just absurd to dismiss the claims of marchers, because the duo of I Khan and Good Dr. Qadri could not muster the support of million men in their long marces towards thr Capital Islamabad the chosen place. They have succeeded to create the hype and the journalists are trying to discredit them.

    I am sure the number of the protesters do not matter at this stage. The effect has been created. they have die hard supporters in sufficient size to assert their demands. Their is nothing illegal in the reasonable demands.

    Khan is standing on the container like a rock and ready to stay there for s long period of time. he has created fear in the Prime Minister’s Camp.

    As far as Sheikh Rashid is concerned his prediction will come true . Qurbani before Eid. He is standing tall with I.Khsn Man from Lal Haveli will not get bog down by the criticism of rhe absurd. He is man of honor. Politics is in his blood. He has played his cards right.

    JAVAID BASHIR Chaudhry

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