Just between you, me and the four walls, I think so someone has done kala jadoo on Malaysian Airways. First that plane disappears into thin hair and now this one goes down in flames. Vaisay, keh lo jo kehna hai, but if you ask me that pehlay waala plane, it is not lying on the bottoms of the sea. Bhai, if it was then why haven’t they been able to find it, haan? Find it tau leave to one side they haven’t even been able to give us so much as a photo? Is there daal mein kaala or not? Janoo, as usual trying to make excuses for everyone says that the sea is very deep just over there. Bhai, they filmed Finding Nemo over there around Australia and in that also they went right to the bottoms of the sea so if a Disney film crew can go why can’t Chinese and Australian sumbarines haan? They don’t go because it’s not there, that’s why. Meray se poochho, that plane, it went into outer space. I told Kulchoo and he just looked at me as if I was a crack.
‘Bhai why?’ I asked. ‘Full five, no, ten years before I was born the Amreekans they sent people to the moon so why can’t plane go now into outer space now?’
‘Because,’ said Kulchoo, ‘the Americans went in a rocket. Not on Malaysian Airways.’
‘Oho Kulchoo, plane, rocket what’s the difference? It’s all same to same. Both go up and then they come down. Except this one…’
And then this second plane gets shot out of the skies. Just like that. Itna mujhay afsos hua hai na for all those poor people who were in it. Honestly, one minute you’re going on holiday and next minute, you’re not. Zindagi ka kya pata hota hai?
But sochnay ki baat tau yeh hai that who would hold so much of a budge against all of Malaysia to do so much kala jadoo on them? And that also against their airlines? I mean, what have their planes done to anyone, except take people here and there, haan? Honestly, mein tau kehti hoon whoever has put the black magic should take it off now only. Before, God forbid, God forbid, anything else should happen to more poor innocents…
‘Bhai why?’ I asked. ‘Full five, no, ten years before I was born the Amreekans they sent people to the moon so why can’t plane go now into outer space now?’
‘Because,’ said Kulchoo, ‘the Americans went in a rocket. Not on Malaysian Airways.’
‘Oho Kulchoo, plane, rocket what’s the difference? It’s all same to same. Both go up and then they come down. Except this one…’
And then this second plane gets shot out of the skies. Just like that. Itna mujhay afsos hua hai na for all those poor people who were in it. Honestly, one minute you’re going on holiday and next minute, you’re not. Zindagi ka kya pata hota hai?
But sochnay ki baat tau yeh hai that who would hold so much of a budge against all of Malaysia to do so much kala jadoo on them? And that also against their airlines? I mean, what have their planes done to anyone, except take people here and there, haan? Honestly, mein tau kehti hoon whoever has put the black magic should take it off now only. Before, God forbid, God forbid, anything else should happen to more poor innocents…