Rite. I’m going to rite this myself this week, without Najam Sethi editing it. To proof those rong who think I can’t spel. Or rite. Wen I was at Aitchison I was very good at jogruffy unlike Nawaz Sharif and Najam Sethi who never went to Aitchison, let alon Tahir ul Qadri who’s stolen the revlooshun from me. If Tahir ul Q is to be believed, a new era is about to yawn. Pepel think I’m jellus of Tahir ul Q. Why the (expletive)ing hell shud I be jellus of that (expletive)ing joker? Who the (expletive)ing expletive does he think he is? Steeling the revlooshun from me and other great revlooshnaries like Makhdum Shah Mahmood Qureshi, Makhdoom Javed Hashmi, Khan Jehangir Khan Tareen, Mian Yousaf Salahuddin, Moby and Goldie. In fact, Tahir ul Q is full of expletive. Like the udder day when he got off the plane from Canada and sed “the countdown to change has begun”. Moby said “but IK, that’s our line”. It was pruf if pruf is needed that T is also a (expletive)ing theef.
I wasn’t about to let him get away with that so I made the following announcement: “The countdown to Change has begun. 10 … 9 ... 6 … 3 … 7 … 4 … er …” All my flowers on Twitter and PTI trolls immeejutly retweeted my mesej. And gess what, unlike me and Jem, T’s got no flowers on Twitter. He’s a disaster but the ISI stil wants to me to be frends with him. “What the (expletive)ing hell for?” I asked them. They pressed all the rite butons – revlooshun, real chang, ghairat – so I asked them, “ok. If I go along with Tahir ul Q, wot’ll you do for me? Will you stop beeng dollar khors?” I haven’t heard from them since. Wich is just as wel. Becoz I can’t share the lime lite with anywon let alon this T fello.
But I’m going to be jenrus and not say anything meen about him. Jenrossity is a character stick of ghairatmands. Wich reminds me, wen I get hom I have to take the dog for a wok and tel him look here you’ve been living in my hous rent free for 8 yearz. Isn’t it time you got a job?
I wasn’t about to let him get away with that so I made the following announcement: “The countdown to Change has begun. 10 … 9 ... 6 … 3 … 7 … 4 … er …” All my flowers on Twitter and PTI trolls immeejutly retweeted my mesej. And gess what, unlike me and Jem, T’s got no flowers on Twitter. He’s a disaster but the ISI stil wants to me to be frends with him. “What the (expletive)ing hell for?” I asked them. They pressed all the rite butons – revlooshun, real chang, ghairat – so I asked them, “ok. If I go along with Tahir ul Q, wot’ll you do for me? Will you stop beeng dollar khors?” I haven’t heard from them since. Wich is just as wel. Becoz I can’t share the lime lite with anywon let alon this T fello.
But I’m going to be jenrus and not say anything meen about him. Jenrossity is a character stick of ghairatmands. Wich reminds me, wen I get hom I have to take the dog for a wok and tel him look here you’ve been living in my hous rent free for 8 yearz. Isn’t it time you got a job?
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