Twist of fate
In a twist of fate, the former chief adjudicator has made an application before Isloo’s highest official asking for permission to use a vehicle with tinted glass windows, which is outlawed for security reasons. The twist lies in the fact that this very official was arraigned repeatedly before the former chief adjudicator who summoned him for various official acts of commission and omission.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Our head of state is a man of humble origins whose elevation to the highest office in the land should be cause to celebrate. And it appears that it is, except that those who are “celebrating” are his friends from Karachi, most of them from equally humble backgrounds, Jodia Bazaar traders and the like. We hear they are constant fixtures at the great house on the hill, living it up under their buddy’s benevolent gaze.
Or else
In a recent meeting on power shortage, The Man of Steel’s Talented Bro read out the riot act to the gent who’s in charge of transmission. Asked what was the earliest he could deliver, the official cited laws etc., finally saying “two years minimum”. Talented Bro reacted angrily and said the job had to be done within the year, “or else”. And there’s much excitement about a purported meeting between Meryem Uzerli (Hurrem Sultan) and a Pakistani delegation to Istanbul led by none other than Talented Bro. “We tried to meet Ms Uzerli but were unsuccessful,” sighed our source. Tsk, tsk.