Eureka! Amreeka! Brain wave! Microwave! In shart, I have great idea. Now that ISI is getting all sarts of mad hatters to rally in its support all over country, I will help them in this noble cause. I will ask Islamabad police to release the two cannibal brothers Arif and Farman so that they can take out rally in favour of ISI. Remember them? They’re the guys at whose house body of woman was found, minus one lag, which they had eaten. In their rally Farman and Arif, the cannibal brothers will carry placards glorifying Javed Iqbal, serial killer from Lahore who strangled and dismembered his victims and disposed of their bodies in vats of hydrochloric acid.
In the rally there will be Rehman Dakait II, Haji Mastan, Iqbal Mirchi, Babu Drill, Tiger Memon, Abdul Tunda, Sheeda Pistol, Chaudhry Chaakoo, Jack the Ripper, Vito Corleone, Michael Corleone, Luca Brazzi, Hyman Roth, Phoolan Devi Jr, Jagga Daakoo II, Maulvi Radio, Ayman Al Zawahiri and a supporting cast of thousands from world-wide prisons and mental asylums.
I will also make it state policy to glorify criminals by building monuments in their horror and also making useful things with their names on them. I have already drawn up a chart of famous Pakistani criminals who deserve to be remembered and glorified. Ejaz Butt, who locked doors of his factory in congested area and then bunt it with 77 workers inside. We will name new police training center after him – Ejaz Butt Training Center. By the way, Butts are Kashmiris and they already have many businesses named after them. There is Butt Sweets, Butt Perfumes, Butt Generators, Butt Real Estate, Butt Drycleaners, Butt Tikka, Butt Kebab and Butt Hair Salon, amongst others.
I have also ordered new restaurant to be set up in Islamabad which will serve Mexican food and it will be called El Qaeda Grill. The new name for government of Punjab’s haulage initiative will be Osama bin Loading Ltd which will also be floated on stock exchange for further glorification.
Lastly, Musa Management Consultants will be named after 9 month old criminal baby who was recently charged in Lahore with attempted murder.
Warm retards,
In the rally there will be Rehman Dakait II, Haji Mastan, Iqbal Mirchi, Babu Drill, Tiger Memon, Abdul Tunda, Sheeda Pistol, Chaudhry Chaakoo, Jack the Ripper, Vito Corleone, Michael Corleone, Luca Brazzi, Hyman Roth, Phoolan Devi Jr, Jagga Daakoo II, Maulvi Radio, Ayman Al Zawahiri and a supporting cast of thousands from world-wide prisons and mental asylums.
I will also make it state policy to glorify criminals by building monuments in their horror and also making useful things with their names on them. I have already drawn up a chart of famous Pakistani criminals who deserve to be remembered and glorified. Ejaz Butt, who locked doors of his factory in congested area and then bunt it with 77 workers inside. We will name new police training center after him – Ejaz Butt Training Center. By the way, Butts are Kashmiris and they already have many businesses named after them. There is Butt Sweets, Butt Perfumes, Butt Generators, Butt Real Estate, Butt Drycleaners, Butt Tikka, Butt Kebab and Butt Hair Salon, amongst others.
I have also ordered new restaurant to be set up in Islamabad which will serve Mexican food and it will be called El Qaeda Grill. The new name for government of Punjab’s haulage initiative will be Osama bin Loading Ltd which will also be floated on stock exchange for further glorification.
Lastly, Musa Management Consultants will be named after 9 month old criminal baby who was recently charged in Lahore with attempted murder.
Warm retards,
NS